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mxydxy:

iraffiruse:

The Quokka

HE POSED FOR A FUCKKJNG SELFIIWE I CANT RIGHT NOWE

(via music-ismyblood)

50shadesofacceptance:

Spread this shit like wildfire 

50shadesofacceptance:

Spread this shit like wildfire 

(Source: sogaysoalive, via my-whimsical-life)

typeverything:

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Try Harder by draw_ul.

typeverything:

Typeverything.com

Try Harder by draw_ul.

(via l-esbian)

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smartassbartender1:

dumblr-feminist:

tschaikovsky:

Basically tumblr

I agreed with like 99% of these but come on, something conservatives say publicly are just fucking stupid like “A woman’s uterus can shut down a rape” really? I’m not a liberal either but some of these conservatives are fucking outlandish with what they say. Then again didn’t Obama just say something untrue about the wage gap? I dunno everything is a mess.

WWW.SMARTASSBARTENDER.COM

(via speedemon666)

fueledbyrydenn:

superhighschoollevelgay:

tiny21dancer:

“I guess your grades are more important to you than your morals are,” my English teacher spits out, lecturing our class about cheating that’s been going on in the school.

My classmates and I exchange glances. Well, yeah, we all seem to be thinking together. Isn’t that what they’ve been showing us since middle school?

#also that our grades are more important #than ourselves.

and our mental and physical health.

(Source: dersedaydreaming, via adam-lamberts-penis)

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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(via ruinedchildhood)

toni-tan:

morgrana:

MY MUM THINKS THE LYRICS ARE "I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF FEEDING THE GODDAMN POOR?" I’M CRYING

Les mis: pop-punk edition

(via iceyraven)

otterqueer:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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i laughed way too hard at this

(via iceyraven)

striderbeegood:

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

striderbeegood:

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

(Source: snowqueenelsa, via ruinedchildhood)

tulililli:

katkayes:

fuckyeahdekutree:

ok so i tried to do this
AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED


Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help

or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc

tulililli:

katkayes:

fuckyeahdekutree:

ok so i tried to do this

AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED

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Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help

or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc

(via ruinedchildhood)

ellosteph:

I don’t know anyone who has seen this on their dash and not reblogged it

ellosteph:

I don’t know anyone who has seen this on their dash and not reblogged it

(Source: fuckmarcio, via shaythegayone)